Love Oracle 97

Your dial-up gateway to chaotic love advice and sparkling doom.

*** WELCOME, MYSTIC USER ***

PSYCHIC GUIDE

Booting up your aura…

⛔ DISCONNECT & RETURN TO TEVYK HOU DOT COM

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Love Gremlin is booting up feelings.exe…

Entertainment only. The oracle is dramatic, not responsible.

🌙 MOON: buffering…

🪐 PLANETS: typing…

🔮 METHOD: loading…

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Cards will flip when the oracle downloads your drama. 🎴

Click the button to receive absurd, sparkly, slightly feral love guidance. ✨

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